Tweets of the Week - 8/30

UFC 164: Henderson vs Pettis 2
Get it!!! RT @dethrone: Ben Henderson toothpicks?! Every order at http://Dethrone.com  gets a pack until they're gone!  -Benson Henderson ‏

All the way from PR to Milwaukee!! ufc #ufc164 http://instagram.com/p/dpF5_WIjE3/  -Anthony Pettis ‏

Check out this awesome metal-as-f@#! promo poster for #UFC164 by my friend @LuckyNakazawa #BoltThrower pic.twitter.com/3Qdsx8WKoK" #ufc @ufc  -Josh Barnett ‏

I posted a new photo to Facebook http://fb.me/2lMrRXg0C  -Frank Mir ‏

Having fun in Milwaukee http://fb.me/IyaRbhg7  -Clay Guida ‏

Chad is ready 2 rock!! ufc patinodiet torque1_net @VAmtgLeader @MMAInc @UrijahsUltFit @duanebangcom http://instagram.com/p/doC-tKs4nJ/  -Urijah Faber ‏

Check out the #UFC164 press conference video: http://on.ufc.com/187zbfi  and behind the scenes photos here: http://on.ufc.com/17n8LIp  -UFC

Just saw on Facebook that pumpkin spice lattes are back at Starbucks! This day just got better!  -Louis Gaudinot ‏

Oh, You Fancy Now?
Heading to airport for flight to Milwaukee. I better brush up on condescending things to say about life being better in California.  -Daniel Downes ‏

Plus Shipping and Processing
I bet Billy Mays is up in heaven partying like its $19.99  -Mike Rio ‏

Eye on the Prize
I don't date much . Cause I am chasing destiny ... It's well worth th wait  -Jessica Eye ‏

Serious? You Never Know with Chael…
@SugaRashadEvans Hey Rashad, let me ask you a question... You busy Nov 16th? -Chael Sonnen ‏

@sonnench Nah not really!! What's up?  -Rashad Evans

@SugaRashadEvans Ill give you one hint... pic.twitter.com/8zdT6AnZXw  -Chael Sonnen ‏

SEE!!! This is what happens when they let @sonnench "play" with others on TV! #ufc #ufctonight pic.twitter.com/e1O7i18PBy  -Kenny Florian ‏

Hulking Hapa, Compact Creepy
@travisbrownemma is just a tad larger then myself http://instagram.com/p/doGmgpTFlr/  -Ian McCall ‏

Hey, We Need a One-Word Tweet
Done.  -Manny Gamburyan ‏

Super Stache
@Caniac_Nation @Unclecreepymma > any mustache fake or real -Kenny Florian ‏

@kennyflorian: @Caniac_Nation  Heavy lies the crown  -Ian McCall ‏

It Ain’t Easy Being Tim
I don't want to live in a world where "twerking" and "selfie" are words recognized in the Oxford dictionary. -Tim Kennedy ‏

Injuries Don’t Just Happen at the Gym
How is it after 27 years of eating I still bite my tongue...damn you delicious tasty food -Mitch Clarke ‏

Never Question Ike's Heart... or his Stomach
“@CubSwanson: I think that should have been a DQ”. What we are going to Dairy Queen???? Yay
  -Isaac Vallie-Flagg

Cookin' with Kedzie
When you burn your food in coconut oil it's ok because your house will smell like cookies  -Julie Kedzie ‏

So. Annoying!!!!!!!
You know what I don’t like? (Won’t say hate cause that’s a strong word) Excessive & unnecessary punctuation!!!!!!! -Jason High

Team Alpha Males' War on Shirts
I'm not putting my shirt on till they turn the a/c on. This is MY unofficial @ufc viewing party. F 'em! pic.twitter.com/eYIQ30mDTB  -Danny Castillo ‏

Ol’ “Ready for Danger” Florian
I was walking by a car & 4 doors opened very suddenly. It was at that moment that I was prepared to beat up 4 teenage girls. #badass   -Kenny Florian ‏

You Should See Goldie’s Superman Punch!
Heres a Warning to ANY Potential heckler of @joerogan pls watch!   http://youtu.be/r4QPprcgtlw -Duane Ludwig ‏