Tweets of the Week - 9/10

Acetoberfest
”Ok, i just did a photo shoot w a pastry, 2 beer steins & 2
blonds w pig tails in traditional bavarian dress for a cincinnati
magazine” –Rich Franklin

Expert Advice
”Foot is cool, doc said to give more beatings then receiving next time. Ill sure try i said” -Duane Ludwig

Sadollah Discount
“I accidentally put my stuff in someone else’s grocery cart. The
lady got all upset, like I was gonna make her buy it for me. So I did. –Amir Sadollah

Get Well Soon, Alan
“We are waiting to see the dr now. Fb friends follow @alanbelcherufc & @ashleebelcher on twitter. Tweets show up on fb status also” –Alan Belcher

Paging Chan Sung Jung
“I love Zombieland. Life would be so much fun if it were real.” –Dan Hardy

Chisled Good Looks?
“Why does everyone mistake me for Chael sonnen?” –Kyle Noke Pretty Pretty!
“There is still a month left to pick up the @UFC mag with me!!!
http://plixi.com/p/44153848 there’s a spread on me in there 2!” -Kenda Perez

Romantic Side
“i love my wife” –Phil Baroni
“The Wedding was like my new wife, Flawless!” –Jon Fitch
“Holy sh@t, I really love puppies! Seriously, most adorable thing ever!” –Gabe Ruediger

Y'Hear?
“No new fight announcements. I am down to fight anyone. I would like a tough fight someone who goes the distance.” –Shane Carwin

The Carpenter Abides
“My upcoming opponent has ALOT of power in his hands. It’s ok.....The Dude (me) will be ready.” –Clay Guida

Gone Fishing
“Sushi time” –Damacio Page
“Well im ridiculously anxious...to the point where im not so fun to be around, i need sushi to make me happy again!” -Joey Beltran 

Sprawl & Brawl, Bro!
“Wrestling is going good, I’m starting to figure out how to sprawl hahaha” –Bart Palaszewski
Wise Wineland
“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.” –Eddie Wineland